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What’s the best thing about living in Britain today?
I hate Britain, and I want to move to Spain in the next couple of years, ‘cos our country’s not England anymore. It’s very rare for English people to live here anymore.

Vice magazine goes inside the minds of the BNP’s hottest racists.

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It makes it all the better to find out afterwards that this man’s name is Colin* and he’s from Canada.

*Actually it’s the transatlantic mongrelised ‘Collin’, but we don’t like that

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You don’t need to dig around for hours to find the best classified ads on craigslist.

They did it for you.

Read the them here, including quality submissions like this:

Cute Stool Sample Nurse
I came out from the restroom in your office on Blanco at Bitters and you were sitting there, half-hidden by the frosted sliding glass window. Sandy blonde hair, purple scrubs, sitting at the desk with that cute smile that some orthodontist must have been very proud of. I handed you my sample cautiously. It was slumped to the side of the clear container, slightly smeared and mushed at the top from where I had to break it off to fit the lid on the jar. You gave me a cute grin and asked the silly phrase “Did everything come out OK?”, to which I stuttered out a broken ‘yes’.

It felt like an eternity as I stood there, mesmerized, before I realized that it was just plain awkward. I promptly left the office in embarrassment and thought of you for most of that evening, graciously accepting my excretions, smiling while doing so.

I have been back but have not seen you there. I made an appt. for problems with diarrhea and when you weren’t there, I took the cup home, in hopes of bringing it back at a time when you, and your beautiful smile, were present. I wish I could find a different, and less embarrassing, affliction to be treated for, but your head physician specializes in that type of diagnosis.

If you read this, and felt same connection I did, please email me back.

Photo credit: Creative Commons

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diesel promo

SFW Porn

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From the guys who gave us Coke ‘n’ Mentos, comes advanced Post-it note shenanigans.

EepyBird’s Sticky Note experiment from Eepybird on Vimeo.

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Upsetting mainstream Elvis impersonators across the country, it’s Paul Garner (Brass Eye, Bo Selecta, 11 O’Clock Show) as ‘Elyvis’.

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Filthy. But not in a good way. Check out pictures from the most hanging shitpit anyone has ever lived in, found by some Houston debt collectors.

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The time has come to hit back on your scrounging mates!

All those rounds you’ve had to buy them at the pub and then the kebabs afterwards as well –
you are not a charity. Here’s something to remind them that it’s time to cough up and repay their debts.

The credit crunch is here so you need to do some crunching down of your own or else it could be time to name them and shame them.

http://tinyurl.com/3sp2fs

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Last time we checked, Iron Man only had knees of steel when he was wearing his suit - so either this guy has bionic knees, or he simply knows a neat partytrick. Pretty sure that trick doesn’t work on his head, though.

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